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Sometimes your knight in shining armor turns out to be an idiot wrapped in tin foil.
Anonymous
Finding Love
You remind me of a library book because I always want to check you out.
Anonymous
Let's flip a coin. Heads, I'm yours. Tails, you're mine.
Anonymous
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
Bob Hope
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A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
Tim Allen
To heck with love, I'd rather fall in chocolate!
Anonymous
You're the lighthouse in my stormy life, guiding me with your love and craziness.
Anonymous
Love and Life
I love you like a fisherman loves the sea - with patience, respect, and a deep connection.
Anonymous
You're the compass to my journey, always pointing me in the right direction.
Anonymous
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
Albert Einstein
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Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
Anonymous
About LoveLove Is
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
George Burns
I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.
I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.
Charles M. Schulz
Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.
Helen Rowland
Marriage
Friends come and go like waves of the ocean but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face.
Anonymous
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We've been friends for so long. I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Anonymous
We've been friends for so long. I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence.
Anonymous
Friendship
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