Funny Love Quotes

Having a good sense of humor makes love even better. What better way to improve a relationship than by laughing together with these funny love quotes? Laughter helps improve your mood, and helps us bond with others.

I may look like a potato now, but one day I'll turn into fries and you'll want me then.

I always wake up smiling... I think it's your fault.

When a boy gets jealous it's kinda cute. But when a girl gets jealous, World War 3 is about to start.

The words “I love you” take two seconds to say, two hours to explain and a lifetime to prove.

There are three things that matter most to me, you, you and you!

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

Oprah Winfrey

The best relationships are the ones you never saw coming.

Let's flip a coin. Heads, I'm yours. Tails, you're mine.

Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna work out?

Friends come and go like waves of the ocean but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face.

I know they say there's a lot of fish in the sea, but you're my Nemo.

I love you, even when you fart in your sleep.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo, never let them go.

Everyone comes with baggage. Find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.

Stick with the guy who ruins your lipstick, not your mascara.

Let's cuddle, so I can steal your body heat.

Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe. So basically a clown ninja.

Do you know why a previous relationship is called Ex? It's not the term for past. Ex is short for Expired.

We've been friends for so long. I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence.

We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.

Screw flirting. I'll win you over with my awkwardness.

Be a beautiful cupcake in a world full of muffins.

A friend is like a push-up bra, supportive and close to the heart.

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd walk through an endless garden of roses.

If the path be beautiful, let us not question where it leads.

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