Funny Love Quotes
Having a good sense of humor makes love even better. What better way to improve a relationship than by laughing together with these funny love quotes? Laughter helps improve your mood, and helps us bond with others.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
That awkward moment when you realize you're falling in love and all you can think is, “oh crap.”
You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
Love is like jumping out of an airplane knowing that someone else has packed your chute. You pull the cord hoping that a canopy opens up, but it could very well be packed full of dirty laundry and a half eaten cheese sandwich.
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.
I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.
The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer.
Life is like flying an airplane. You'll be pushed around, have your ups, downs and even upside downs, but try hard enough and you'll land where your heart desires.
There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters... I could be their leader.
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