Funny Love Quotes

Having a good sense of humor makes love even better. What better way to improve a relationship than by laughing together with these funny love quotes? Laughter helps improve your mood, and helps us bond with others.

I may look like a potato now, but one day I'll turn into fries and you'll want me then.

I always wake up smiling... I think it's your fault.

The words “I love you” take two seconds to say, two hours to explain and a lifetime to prove.

When a boy gets jealous it's kinda cute. But when a girl gets jealous, World War 3 is about to start.

The best relationships are the ones you never saw coming.

Let's flip a coin. Heads, I'm yours. Tails, you're mine.

There are three things that matter most to me, you, you and you!

Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna work out?

We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.

I know they say there's a lot of fish in the sea, but you're my Nemo.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo, never let them go.

Screw flirting. I'll win you over with my awkwardness.

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd walk through an endless garden of roses.

We've been friends for so long. I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence.

Be a beautiful cupcake in a world full of muffins.

Do you know why a previous relationship is called Ex? It's not the term for past. Ex is short for Expired.

I love you, even when you fart in your sleep.

Stick with the guy who ruins your lipstick, not your mascara.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Friends come and go like waves of the ocean but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face.

You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.

You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.

There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters... I could be their leader.

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

If your significant other is mad at you put a cape on them and say “Now you're super mad!”. If they laugh, marry them.

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