Funny Love Quotes
Having a good sense of humor makes love even better. What better way to improve a relationship than by laughing together with these funny love quotes? Laughter helps improve your mood, and helps us bond with others.
I may look like a potato now, but one day I'll turn into fries and you'll want me then.
The words “I love you” take two seconds to say, two hours to explain and a lifetime to prove.
When a boy gets jealous it's kinda cute. But when a girl gets jealous, World War 3 is about to start.
Let's flip a coin. Heads, I'm yours. Tails, you're mine.
We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd walk through an endless garden of roses.
We've been friends for so long. I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence.
Be a beautiful cupcake in a world full of muffins.
Do you know why a previous relationship is called Ex? It's not the term for past. Ex is short for Expired.
I love you, even when you fart in your sleep.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Friends come and go like waves of the ocean but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters... I could be their leader.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
If your significant other is mad at you put a cape on them and say “Now you're super mad!”. If they laugh, marry them.