Marriage Quotes

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener.

Anonymous

Women marry men hoping that the man will change. Men marry women hoping the woman will not change. Inevitably, they both end up disappointed.

Albert Einstein

Every year has brought us more love as a husband and wife, you are my heart's delight, and I can't wait to see what this year brings for us.

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The only thing I want to change about you is that ringless finger on your left hand.

Anonymous

You don't marry someone you can live with, you marry the person who you cannot live without.

Anonymous

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

Mignon McLaughlin

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.

Friedrich Nietzsche

If you fight like a married couple, talk like best friends, flirt like first love, protect each other like siblings, it's meant to be.

Anonymous

The best thing a parent can do for a child is to love his or her spouse.

Zig Ziglar

Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.

Joyce Brothers

People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.

Erma Bombeck

Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.

Helen Rowland

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Rita Rudner

Almost all married people fight, although many are ashamed to admit it. Actually a marriage in which no quarreling at all takes place may well be one that is dead or dying from emotional undernourishment. If you care, you probably fight.

Flora Davis

The four most important words in any marriage, "I'll do the dishes."

Anonymous

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.

Henry Wheeler Shaw

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

Erma Bombeck

If your significant other is mad at you put a cape on them and say “Now you're super mad!”. If they laugh, marry them.

Anonymous

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

You don't marry someone you can live with – you marry the person you cannot live without.

Anonymous