Once upon a time I became yours and you became mine and we'll stay together through both tears and laughter, because that's what they call happily ever after.
Every year has brought us more love as a husband and wife, you are my heart's delight, and I can't wait to see what this year brings for us.
The only thing I want to change about you is that ringless finger on your left hand.
You don't marry someone you can live with, you marry the person who you cannot live without.
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
On this day my hand is yours to hold and my heart forever for you to keep.
Almost all married people fight, although many are ashamed to admit it. Actually a marriage in which no quarreling at all takes place may well be one that is dead or dying from emotional undernourishment. If you care, you probably fight.
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener.
People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.
If you fight like a married couple, talk like best friends, flirt like first love, protect each other like siblings, it's meant to be.
Women marry men hoping that the man will change. Men marry women hoping the woman will not change. Inevitably, they both end up disappointed.
Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.
The four most important words in any marriage, "I'll do the dishes."
You don't marry someone you can live with – you marry the person you cannot live without.
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.
A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.
If your significant other is mad at you put a cape on them and say “Now you're super mad!”. If they laugh, marry them.
Marry the one who gives you the same feeling you get when you see food coming to your table at a restaurant.
The best thing a parent can do for a child is to love his or her spouse.
Married love between man and woman is bigger than oaths guarded by right of nature.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
