Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.
People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.
Married love between man and woman is bigger than oaths guarded by right of nature.
Every year has brought us more love as a husband and wife, you are my heart's delight, and I can't wait to see what this year brings for us.