Quote by Charles M. Schulz
I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.
People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
People may not remember exactly what you did, or what you said, but they will always remember how you made them feel.
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
Love is like jumping out of an airplane knowing that someone else has packed your chute. You pull the cord hoping that a canopy opens up, but it could very well be packed full of dirty laundry and a half eaten cheese sandwich.
Many people walk in and out of my life, but only a true friend can leave a footprint in my heart.
People say true friends should always hold hands, but true friends don't need to hold hands because they know that the other hand will always be there.
What most people need to learn in life is how to love people and use things instead of using people and loving things.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.