Quote by Charles M. Schulz

I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.

I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.

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Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
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People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow. - Erma Bombeck
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Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
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Do butterflies feel humans in their stomach when they're in love?
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Love makes people feel equal.
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Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
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Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
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Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.
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Love is like jumping out of an airplane knowing that someone else has packed your chute. You pull the cord hoping that a canopy opens up, but it could very well be packed full of dirty laundry and a half eaten cheese sandwich.
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I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
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Many people walk in and out of my life, but only a true friend can leave a footprint in my heart.
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What most people need to learn in life is how to love people and use things instead of using people and loving things.
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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. - Rita Rudner
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
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Friends come and go like waves of the ocean but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face.
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Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe. So basically a clown ninja.
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I love you, even when you fart in your sleep.
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