Quote by Jack Benny
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
Love is like jumping out of an airplane knowing that someone else has packed your chute. You pull the cord hoping that a canopy opens up, but it could very well be packed full of dirty laundry and a half eaten cheese sandwich.
A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
You don't love a woman because she's beautiful, she is beautiful because you love her.
Look beyond the naked eye and you will see the beauty of one's soul, and the true essence of who they really are.
Every girl wants a guy who she can run up to with her hair a mess, no make up, and the first thing he says is "You're beautiful."
Friends come and go like waves of the ocean but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face.