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People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.

People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.

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Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

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Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty. - Helen Rowland

Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.

Helen Rowland
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

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Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

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It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.

Friedrich Nietzsche
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

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Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.

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Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

Anonymous

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

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Do butterflies feel humans in their stomach when they're in love?

Do butterflies feel humans in their stomach when they're in love?

Anonymous

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

Jack Benny
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

Benjamin Franklin
The best thing a parent can do for a child is to love his or her spouse.

The best thing a parent can do for a child is to love his or her spouse.

Zig Ziglar

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

George Burns
I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.

I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.

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I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.

I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.

Charlie Sheen
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.

Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.

Joyce Brothers
Married love between man and woman is bigger than oaths guarded by right of nature.

Married love between man and woman is bigger than oaths guarded by right of nature.

Aeschylus
Every year has brought us more love as a husband and wife, you are my heart's delight, and I can't wait to see what this year brings for us. - PureLoveQuotes.com

Every year has brought us more love as a husband and wife, you are my heart's delight, and I can't wait to see what this year brings for us.

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Women marry men hoping that the man will change. Men marry women hoping the woman will not change. Inevitably, they both end up disappointed.

Women marry men hoping that the man will change. Men marry women hoping the woman will not change. Inevitably, they both end up disappointed.

Albert Einstein
Almost all married people fight, although many are ashamed to admit it. Actually a marriage in which no quarreling at all takes place may well be one that is dead or dying from emotional undernourishment. If you care, you probably fight. - Flora Davis

Almost all married people fight, although many are ashamed to admit it. Actually a marriage in which no quarreling at all takes place may well be one that is dead or dying from emotional undernourishment. If you care, you probably fight.

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I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

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You don't marry someone you can live with, you marry the person who you cannot live without. - Anonymous

You don't marry someone you can live with, you marry the person who you cannot live without.

Anonymous
The four most important words in any marriage, "I'll do the dishes."

The four most important words in any marriage, "I'll do the dishes."

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