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Women marry men hoping that the man will change. Men marry women hoping the woman will not change. Inevitably, they both end up disappointed. - Albert Einstein

Women marry men hoping that the man will change. Men marry women hoping the woman will not change. Inevitably, they both end up disappointed.

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