Quote by Rita Rudner
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
Marriage should be for love; marrying a woman simply because she is cute is like buying something useless at the market just because it's beautiful.
The only thing I want to change about you is that ringless finger on your left hand.
If you love her, never fill her ears with lies, her mouth with words, her eyes with tears, her mind with confusion and her heart with pain.
Marriage is a mosaic you build with your spouse, made up of millions of tiny moments that create your love story.
People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.
Women marry men hoping that the man will change. Men marry women hoping the woman will not change. Inevitably, they both end up disappointed.
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.