Quote by George Burns
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
Love is like jumping out of an airplane knowing that someone else has packed your chute. You pull the cord hoping that a canopy opens up, but it could very well be packed full of dirty laundry and a half eaten cheese sandwich.