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Friends come and go like waves of the ocean but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face.
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. Charles M. Schulz
People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow. Erma Bombeck
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What? You too! I thought I was the only one.' Clive Staples Lewis
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. Woody Allen
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. Benjamin Franklin
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. Erma Bombeck
Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty. Helen Rowland
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. Woody Allen
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty. Woody Allen
Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe. So basically a clown ninja. Anonymous
Stop waiting for Prince charming. Get up and find him, the poor guy may be stuck in a tree or something. Anonymous
Everyone comes with baggage. Find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack. Anonymous
Do you know why a previous relationship is called Ex? It's not the term for past. Ex is short for Expired. Anonymous
I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every night. Anonymous