Quote by Anonymous
Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe. So basically a clown ninja.
Stop waiting for Prince charming. Get up and find him, the poor guy may be stuck in a tree or something.
If your significant other is mad at you put a cape on them and say “Now you're super mad!”. If they laugh, marry them.
People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
When you love that which is unnatural, a stronger appetite is created for the hurtful thing than the natural desire for what is harmless.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
Nothing is worth more than laughter. It is strength to laugh and to abandon oneself, to be light.