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Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe. So basically a clown ninja.
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. Charles M. Schulz
People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow. Erma Bombeck
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
Be loyal to what you love, be true to the earth, fight your enemies with passion and laughter. Edward Abbey
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. Woody Allen
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. Benjamin Franklin
When you love that which is unnatural, a stronger appetite is created for the hurtful thing than the natural desire for what is harmless. Joel Benton
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. Erma Bombeck
Nothing is worth more than laughter. It is strength to laugh and to abandon oneself, to be light. Frida Kahlo
Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty. Helen Rowland
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. Woody Allen
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty. Woody Allen