Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe. So basically a clown ninja.
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Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.
Love: The irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
Be loyal to what you love, be true to the earth, fight your enemies with passion and laughter.
Love and desire are the spirit's wings to great deeds.
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Do butterflies feel humans in their stomach when they're in love?
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
When you love that which is unnatural, a stronger appetite is created for the hurtful thing than the natural desire for what is harmless.
He whose desires are strong in one direction will have them weaker in others.
The fundamental desire of life is the desire to exist.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
Nothing is worth more than laughter. It is strength to laugh and to abandon oneself, to be light.
Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
Ultimately, it is the desire, not the desired, that we love.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
So many reasons are there to love you. Your cute smile, your sweet laugh, your innocence and your kind heart makes me love you.
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