If your significant other is mad at you put a cape on them and say “Now you're super mad!”. If they laugh, marry them.
Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe. So basically a clown ninja.
People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she's not there.
Nothing is worth more than laughter. It is strength to laugh and to abandon oneself, to be light.
Love is like jumping out of an airplane knowing that someone else has packed your chute. You pull the cord hoping that a canopy opens up, but it could very well be packed full of dirty laundry and a half eaten cheese sandwich.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.