Quote by Rita Rudner
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.
Married love between man and woman is bigger than oaths guarded by right of nature.
Every year has brought us more love as a husband and wife, you are my heart's delight, and I can't wait to see what this year brings for us.
Women marry men hoping that the man will change. Men marry women hoping the woman will not change. Inevitably, they both end up disappointed.
Almost all married people fight, although many are ashamed to admit it. Actually a marriage in which no quarreling at all takes place may well be one that is dead or dying from emotional undernourishment. If you care, you probably fight.
You don't marry someone you can live with, you marry the person who you cannot live without.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Marriage should be for love; marrying a woman simply because she is cute is like buying something useless at the market just because it's beautiful.
If you fight like a married couple, talk like best friends, flirt like first love, protect each other like siblings, it's meant to be.