Funny Love Quotes
People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.
I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.
Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe. So basically a clown ninja.
That awkward moment when you realize you're falling in love and all you can think is, “oh crap.”
Do you know why a previous relationship is called Ex? It's not the term for past. Ex is short for Expired.
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