I know I'm a handful but that's why you got two hands.
I love you, even when you fart in your sleep.
Friends come and go like waves of the ocean but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face.
A friend is like a push-up bra, supportive and close to the heart.
Sometimes your knight in shining armor turns out to be an idiot wrapped in tin foil.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
That awkward moment when you realize you're falling in love and all you can think is, “oh crap.”
If your significant other is mad at you put a cape on them and say “Now you're super mad!”. If they laugh, marry them.
You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
If the path be beautiful, let us not question where it leads.
I don't care how many people are in this world, I want you! End of story.
Life is like flying an airplane. You'll be pushed around, have your ups, downs and even upside downs, but try hard enough and you'll land where your heart desires.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.
Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.
Do butterflies feel humans in their stomach when they're in love?
Writing is like sex. First you do it for love, then you do it for your friends, and then you do it for money.
There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters... I could be their leader.
Charles M. Schulz
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
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