Funny Love Quotes
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
Love is like jumping out of an airplane knowing that someone else has packed your chute. You pull the cord hoping that a canopy opens up, but it could very well be packed full of dirty laundry and a half eaten cheese sandwich.
Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe. So basically a clown ninja.
When a boy gets jealous it's kinda cute. But when a girl gets jealous, World War 3 is about to start.
Stop waiting for Prince charming. Get up and find him, the poor guy may be stuck in a tree or something.
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