That awkward moment when your crush asks you who is your crush.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Stick with the guy who ruins your lipstick, not your mascara.
I like you because you join in on my weirdness.
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo, never let them go.
Stop waiting for Prince charming. Get up and find him, the poor guy may be stuck in a tree or something.
Do butterflies feel humans in their stomach when they're in love?
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
I vow to love all of you. Snoring included.
The heart has its reasons, of which reason knows nothing.
The four most important words in any marriage, "I'll do the dishes."
What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.
Love will find a way, indifference will find an excuse.
A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.
Once in a while something amazing comes long... and here I am.
For you, I would even do math homework.
One cricket said to another - come, let us be ridiculous, and say love!
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.
If you're a part of my family, I will love you violently.
There are three things that matter most to me, you, you and you!
When a boy gets jealous it's kinda cute. But when a girl gets jealous, World War 3 is about to start.
I love you, even when you fart in your sleep.
We go together like copy and paste.
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