Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.
When a boy gets jealous it's kinda cute. But when a girl gets jealous, World War 3 is about to start.
That awkward moment when you realize you're falling in love and all you can think is, “oh crap.”
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy – her heart.
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.
Love is not knowing what you're talking about.
Charles M. Schulz
Sometimes your knight in shining armor turns out to be an idiot wrapped in tin foil.
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
I love you, even when you fart in your sleep.
People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.
I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.
A friend is like a push-up bra, supportive and close to the heart.
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo, never let them go.
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
Life is like flying an airplane. You'll be pushed around, have your ups, downs and even upside downs, but try hard enough and you'll land where your heart desires.
Once in a while something amazing comes long... and here I am.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
You call it madness, but I call it love.
Writing is like sex. First you do it for love, then you do it for your friends, and then you do it for money.
Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look.
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