Sometimes your knight in shining armor turns out to be an idiot wrapped in tin foil.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
That awkward moment when you realize you're falling in love and all you can think is, “oh crap.”
If your significant other is mad at you put a cape on them and say “Now you're super mad!”. If they laugh, marry them.
I don't care how many people are in this world, I want you! End of story.
If the path be beautiful, let us not question where it leads.
Life is like flying an airplane. You'll be pushed around, have your ups, downs and even upside downs, but try hard enough and you'll land where your heart desires.
Do butterflies feel humans in their stomach when they're in love?
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters... I could be their leader.
Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.
I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.
Writing is like sex. First you do it for love, then you do it for your friends, and then you do it for money.
Stop waiting for Prince charming. Get up and find him, the poor guy may be stuck in a tree or something.
Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna work out?
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
I'll flirt with you every day.
I know they say there's a lot of fish in the sea, but you're my Nemo.
What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.
Love will find a way, indifference will find an excuse.
Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe. So basically a clown ninja.
We go together like copy and paste.
The sincerest love is the love of food.
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
I vow to love all of you. Snoring included.
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