Funny Love Quotes
Do you know why a previous relationship is called Ex? It's not the term for past. Ex is short for Expired.
There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters... I could be their leader.
Sometimes your knight in shining armor turns out to be an idiot wrapped in tin foil.
Love is like jumping out of an airplane knowing that someone else has packed your chute. You pull the cord hoping that a canopy opens up, but it could very well be packed full of dirty laundry and a half eaten cheese sandwich.
That awkward moment when you realize you're falling in love and all you can think is, “oh crap.”
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd walk through an endless garden of roses.
If your significant other is mad at you put a cape on them and say “Now you're super mad!”. If they laugh, marry them.
I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.
When I want to end a relationship I just say, 'You know, I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have your children.' Sometimes they leave skid marks.
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