Funny Love Quotes

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?

Ernest Hemingway

Love lasts about seven years. That's how long it takes for the cells of the body to totally replace themselves.

Francoise Sagan

Time spent with cats is never wasted.

Sigmund Freud

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Charles M. Schulz

Let's cuddle, so I can steal your body heat.

Anonymous

The best relationships are the ones you never saw coming.

Anonymous

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.

Woodrow Wyatt

They didn't give me any advice, and within that there's great advice. It was just love.

Charlie Sheen

Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna work out?

Anonymous

I vow to love all of you. Snoring included.

Anonymous

We've been friends for so long. I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence.

Anonymous

I love you more than yesterday... Yesterday you got on my nerves.

Anonymous

Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.

Joyce Brothers

Love is like jumping out of an airplane knowing that someone else has packed your chute. You pull the cord hoping that a canopy opens up, but it could very well be packed full of dirty laundry and a half eaten cheese sandwich.

Jared Turner

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

Erma Bombeck

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Rita Rudner

The hottest love has the coldest end.

Socrates

A love without indiscretion is no lover at all.

Thomas Hardy

Keep your text messages short and sweet because I don't want to read an entire essay on my phone.

Anonymous

Relationships are a lot like algebra...Ever looked at your X and wonder Y?

Anonymous