Funny Love Quotes

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?

Ernest Hemingway

They didn't give me any advice, and within that there's great advice. It was just love.

They didn't give me any advice, and within that there's great advice. It was just love.

Love is not knowing what you're talking about.

Charles M. Schulz

Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.

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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Groucho Marx

A love without indiscretion is no lover at all.

A love without indiscretion is no lover at all.

Thomas Hardy

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.

Lily Tomlin

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.

When a man of forty falls in love with a woman of twenty, it isn't her youth he is seeking but his own.

Lenore Coffee

Falling In Love

Love is the only two player game in which both players can win.

$For you, I would even do math homework.$

For you, I would even do math homework.

We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.

Theodore Geisel (Dr. Seuss)

If your significant other is mad at you put a cape on them and say “Now you're super mad!”. If they laugh, marry them.

That awkward moment when you realize you're falling in love and all you can think is, “oh crap.”

Falling In Love

The best relationships are the ones you never saw coming.

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I know they say there's a lot of fish in the sea, but you're my Nemo.

Keep your text messages short and sweet because I don't want to read an entire essay on my phone.

Do you know why a previous relationship is called Ex? It's not the term for past. Ex is short for Expired.

I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every night.

Relationships are a lot like algebra...Ever looked at your X and wonder Y?

Sometimes your knight in shining armor turns out to be an idiot wrapped in tin foil.

Finding Love Love Forever

I like you because you join in on my weirdness. - Anonymous

I like you because you join in on my weirdness.

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