Funny Love Quotes

Love lasts about seven years. That's how long it takes for the cells of the body to totally replace themselves.

Francoise Sagan

Time spent with cats is never wasted.

Sigmund Freud

They didn't give me any advice, and within that there's great advice. It was just love.

Charlie Sheen

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Charles M. Schulz

Relationships are a lot like algebra...Ever looked at your X and wonder Y?

Anonymous

The best relationships are the ones you never saw coming.

Anonymous

We've been friends for so long. I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence.

Anonymous

I love you more than yesterday... Yesterday you got on my nerves.

Anonymous

Keep your text messages short and sweet because I don't want to read an entire essay on my phone.

Anonymous

Love is like jumping out of an airplane knowing that someone else has packed your chute. You pull the cord hoping that a canopy opens up, but it could very well be packed full of dirty laundry and a half eaten cheese sandwich.

Jared Turner

The hottest love has the coldest end.

Socrates

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Rita Rudner

I like you because you join in on my weirdness.

Anonymous

Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.

Joyce Brothers

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

Erma Bombeck

Screw flirting. I'll win you over with my awkwardness.

Anonymous