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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Rita Rudner

Marriage
The hottest love has the coldest end.
The hottest love has the coldest end.

Socrates

Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash. Joyce Brothers
Marriage Spiritual Love
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. Erma Bombeck
Marriage
Screw flirting. I'll win you over with my awkwardness.
Screw flirting. I'll win you over with my awkwardness. Anonymous
A love without indiscretion is no lover at all.
A love without indiscretion is no lover at all.

Thomas Hardy

The bravest thing that men do is love women.
The bravest thing that men do is love women.

Mort Sahl

In Love
The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer. Oliver Wendell Holmes
Kiss You
One cricket said to another - come, let us be ridiculous, and say love!
One cricket said to another - come, let us be ridiculous, and say love! Conrad Aiken
Everyone comes with baggage. Find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
Everyone comes with baggage. Find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack. Anonymous
Inspirational
Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty. - Helen Rowland
Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty. Helen Rowland
Kiss You Marriage Sad
I vow to never wear a flannel night gown if you vow to never do a comb over. - Anonymous
I vow to never wear a flannel night gown if you vow to never do a comb over. Anonymous
Wedding
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. Woody Allen
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

Jack Benny

Beautiful
Macho does not prove mucho.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

For you, I would even do math homework.
For you, I would even do math homework. Anonymous
That awkward moment when your crush asks you who is your crush.
That awkward moment when your crush asks you who is your crush. Anonymous
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. Anonymous
About Love Love Is
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. Benjamin Franklin
Spiritual Love
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

George Burns

I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.
I love mankind, it's people I can't stand. Charles M. Schulz
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. Woody Allen
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