Funny Love Quotes

I know I'm a handful but that's why you got two hands.

Everyone comes with baggage. Find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.

I may look like a potato now, but one day I'll turn into fries and you'll want me then.

$For you, I would even do math homework.$

For you, I would even do math homework.

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

Theodore Geisel (Dr. Seuss)

In Love Top 100

Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look.

The hottest love has the coldest end.

Socrates

The heart has its reasons, of which reason knows nothing.

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

Jack Benny

Macho does not prove mucho.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

If the path be beautiful, let us not question where it leads.

Beautiful Top 100

One cricket said to another - come, let us be ridiculous, and say love!

They didn't give me any advice, and within that there's great advice. It was just love.

They didn't give me any advice, and within that there's great advice. It was just love.

Love is not knowing what you're talking about.

Charles M. Schulz

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.

Lily Tomlin

When a man of forty falls in love with a woman of twenty, it isn't her youth he is seeking but his own.

Lenore Coffee

Falling In Love

Love is the only two player game in which both players can win.

I love you, even when you fart in your sleep.

Stop waiting for Prince charming. Get up and find him, the poor guy may be stuck in a tree or something.

You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.

I know they say there's a lot of fish in the sea, but you're my Nemo.

Keep your text messages short and sweet because I don't want to read an entire essay on my phone.

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