Funny Love Quotes

I may look like a potato now, but one day I'll turn into fries and you'll want me then.

Anonymous

There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters... I could be their leader.

Charles M. Schulz

Love lasts about seven years. That's how long it takes for the cells of the body to totally replace themselves.

Francoise Sagan

Love will find a way, indifference will find an excuse.

Anonymous

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

Woody Allen2

When a man of forty falls in love with a woman of twenty, it isn't her youth he is seeking but his own.

Lenore Coffee

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo, never let them go.

Anonymous

Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna work out?

Anonymous

That awkward moment when you realize you're falling in love and all you can think is, “oh crap.”

Anonymous

I know I'm a handful but that's why you got two hands.

Anonymous

I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every night.

Anonymous

Sometimes your knight in shining armor turns out to be an idiot wrapped in tin foil.

Anonymous

Macho does not prove mucho.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.

Charlie Sheen

Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.

Anonymous