I may look like a potato now, but one day I'll turn into fries and you'll want me then.
There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters... I could be their leader.
Charles M. Schulz
Love lasts about seven years. That's how long it takes for the cells of the body to totally replace themselves.
Love will find a way, indifference will find an excuse.
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
When a man of forty falls in love with a woman of twenty, it isn't her youth he is seeking but his own.
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo, never let them go.
Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna work out?
That awkward moment when you realize you're falling in love and all you can think is, “oh crap.”
I know I'm a handful but that's why you got two hands.
I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every night.
Sometimes your knight in shining armor turns out to be an idiot wrapped in tin foil.
Macho does not prove mucho.
I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.
Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.
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