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Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty. - Helen Rowland
Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.
Helen Rowland
Kiss You Marriage Sad
I vow to never wear a flannel night gown if you vow to never do a comb over. - Anonymous
I vow to never wear a flannel night gown if you vow to never do a comb over.
Anonymous
Wedding
The bravest thing that men do is love women.
The bravest thing that men do is love women.
Mort Sahl
In Love
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Marriage
Love is like jumping out of an airplane knowing that someone else has packed your chute. You pull the cord hoping that a canopy opens up, but it could very well be packed full of dirty laundry and a half eaten cheese sandwich.
Love is like jumping out of an airplane knowing that someone else has packed your chute. You pull the cord hoping that a canopy opens up, but it could very well be packed full of dirty laundry and a half eaten cheese sandwich.
Jared Turner
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
Woody Allen
Life is like flying an airplane. You'll be pushed around, have your ups, downs and even upside downs, but try hard enough and you'll land where your heart desires.
Life is like flying an airplane. You'll be pushed around, have your ups, downs and even upside downs, but try hard enough and you'll land where your heart desires.
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Love is not knowing what you're talking about.
Love is not knowing what you're talking about.
Charles M. Schulz
Love Is
A love without indiscretion is no lover at all.
A love without indiscretion is no lover at all.
Thomas Hardy
Keep your text messages short and sweet because I don't want to read an entire essay on my phone.
Keep your text messages short and sweet because I don't want to read an entire essay on my phone.
Anonymous
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.
Lily Tomlin
Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look.
Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look.
Anonymous
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Groucho Marx
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Woody Allen
Macho does not prove mucho.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
George Burns
I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.
I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.
Charles M. Schulz
Be Loving
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Jack Benny
Beautiful
They didn't give me any advice, and within that there's great advice. It was just love.
They didn't give me any advice, and within that there's great advice. It was just love.
Charlie Sheen
What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.
What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.
Pearl Bailey
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
Anonymous
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