Funny Love Quotes

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

If you're a part of my family, I will love you violently.

If you're a part of my family, I will love you violently.

Love is not knowing what you're talking about.

Charles M. Schulz

Love lasts about seven years. That's how long it takes for the cells of the body to totally replace themselves.

Love lasts about seven years. That's how long it takes for the cells of the body to totally replace themselves.

Francoise Sagan

The four most important words in any marriage, "I'll do the dishes." - Anonymous

The four most important words in any marriage, "I'll do the dishes."

Love will find a way, indifference will find an excuse.

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. - Rita Rudner

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Groucho Marx

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

A love without indiscretion is no lover at all.

A love without indiscretion is no lover at all.

Thomas Hardy

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.

Lily Tomlin

When a man of forty falls in love with a woman of twenty, it isn't her youth he is seeking but his own.

Lenore Coffee

Falling In Love

Stop waiting for Prince charming. Get up and find him, the poor guy may be stuck in a tree or something.

When a boy gets jealous it's kinda cute. But when a girl gets jealous, World War 3 is about to start.

Cute

I know they say there's a lot of fish in the sea, but you're my Nemo.

Keep your text messages short and sweet because I don't want to read an entire essay on my phone.

I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every night.

Sometimes your knight in shining armor turns out to be an idiot wrapped in tin foil.

Finding Love Love Forever

I like you because you join in on my weirdness. - Anonymous

I like you because you join in on my weirdness.

You remind me of a library book because I always want to check you out.

When I want to end a relationship I just say, 'You know, I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have your children.' Sometimes they leave skid marks.

Sometimes I look at my boyfriend and think... Damn, he is one lucky man.

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