Funny Love Quotes
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash. Joyce Brothers
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. Erma Bombeck
The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer. Oliver Wendell Holmes
Everyone comes with baggage. Find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack. Anonymous
Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty. Helen Rowland
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. Benjamin Franklin
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