Funny Love Quotes
Love lasts about seven years. That's how long it takes for the cells of the body to totally replace themselves.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
When a man of forty falls in love with a woman of twenty, it isn't her youth he is seeking but his own.
Stop waiting for Prince charming. Get up and find him, the poor guy may be stuck in a tree or something.
When a boy gets jealous it's kinda cute. But when a girl gets jealous, World War 3 is about to start.
Sometimes your knight in shining armor turns out to be an idiot wrapped in tin foil.
When I want to end a relationship I just say, 'You know, I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have your children.' Sometimes they leave skid marks.
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