Funny Love Quotes
When a man of forty falls in love with a woman of twenty, it isn't her youth he is seeking but his own.
We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
If your significant other is mad at you put a cape on them and say “Now you're super mad!”. If they laugh, marry them.
That awkward moment when you realize you're falling in love and all you can think is, “oh crap.”
Do you know why a previous relationship is called Ex? It's not the term for past. Ex is short for Expired.
Sometimes your knight in shining armor turns out to be an idiot wrapped in tin foil.
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