The hottest love has the coldest end.
They didn't give me any advice, and within that there's great advice. It was just love.
One cricket said to another - come, let us be ridiculous, and say love!
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.
Love is not knowing what you're talking about.
I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?
Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.
The best relationships are the ones you never saw coming.
A love without indiscretion is no lover at all.
Screw flirting. I'll win you over with my awkwardness.
For you, I would even do math homework.
I vow to never wear a flannel night gown if you vow to never do a comb over.
The bravest thing that men do is love women.
The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Macho does not prove mucho.
That awkward moment when your crush asks you who is your crush.
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
