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The four most important words in any marriage, "I'll do the dishes." - Anonymous

A friend is like a push-up bra, supportive and close to the heart.

Anonymous

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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Groucho Marx

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

Woody Allen

A love without indiscretion is no lover at all.

Thomas Hardy

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.

Lily Tomlin

The bravest thing that men do is love women.

Mort Sahl

In Love

When a man of forty falls in love with a woman of twenty, it isn't her youth he is seeking but his own.

Lenore Coffee

Falling In Love

We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.

Theodore Geisel (Dr. Seuss)

Love and Life

Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe. So basically a clown ninja.

Anonymous

Finding Love

Stop waiting for Prince charming. Get up and find him, the poor guy may be stuck in a tree or something.

Anonymous

Finding Love

If your significant other is mad at you put a cape on them and say “Now you're super mad!”. If they laugh, marry them.

Anonymous

The words “I love you” take two seconds to say, two hours to explain and a lifetime to prove.

Anonymous

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