I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
The hottest love has the coldest end.
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
Screw flirting. I'll win you over with my awkwardness.
A love without indiscretion is no lover at all.
The bravest thing that men do is love women.
The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer.
One cricket said to another - come, let us be ridiculous, and say love!
Everyone comes with baggage. Find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.
I vow to never wear a flannel night gown if you vow to never do a comb over.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Macho does not prove mucho.
For you, I would even do math homework.
That awkward moment when your crush asks you who is your crush.
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
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