I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every night.
People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
When I watch you sleep or we're just looking at each other, I feel so grateful that I have a wonderful, loving, sweet, and funny boyfriend like you.
Love is like jumping out of an airplane knowing that someone else has packed your chute. You pull the cord hoping that a canopy opens up, but it could very well be packed full of dirty laundry and a half eaten cheese sandwich.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Friends come and go like waves of the ocean but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face.
Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe. So basically a clown ninja.