The bravest thing that men do is love women.
Screw flirting. I'll win you over with my awkwardness.
The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
I like you because you join in on my weirdness.
One cricket said to another - come, let us be ridiculous, and say love!
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Macho does not prove mucho.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
For you, I would even do math homework.
That awkward moment when your crush asks you who is your crush.
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.
Charles M. Schulz
Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
Everyone comes with baggage. Find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
I vow to never wear a flannel night gown if you vow to never do a comb over.
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