I know they say there's a lot of fish in the sea, but you're my Nemo.
I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every night.
Macho does not prove mucho.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.
Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.
I love you, even when you fart in your sleep.
Stop waiting for Prince charming. Get up and find him, the poor guy may be stuck in a tree or something.
Screw flirting. I'll win you over with my awkwardness.
The best relationships are the ones you never saw coming.
Once in a while something amazing comes long... and here I am.
They didn't give me any advice, and within that there's great advice. It was just love.
Let's cuddle, so I can steal your body heat.
Relationships are a lot like algebra...Ever looked at your X and wonder Y?
I like you because you join in on my weirdness.
One cricket said to another - come, let us be ridiculous, and say love!
We go together like copy and paste.
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