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The four most important words in any marriage, "I'll do the dishes." - Anonymous
The four most important words in any marriage, "I'll do the dishes."
Anonymous
Marriage
You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
Zig Ziglar
Self Growth Top 100
I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?
I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?
Ernest Hemingway
Love lasts about seven years. That's how long it takes for the cells of the body to totally replace themselves.
Love lasts about seven years. That's how long it takes for the cells of the body to totally replace themselves.
Francoise Sagan
Writing is like sex. First you do it for love, then you do it for your friends, and then you do it for money.
Writing is like sex. First you do it for love, then you do it for your friends, and then you do it for money.
Virginia Woolf
I'll flirt with you every day.
I'll flirt with you every day.
Anonymous
Everyone comes with baggage. Find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
Everyone comes with baggage. Find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
Anonymous
Inspirational
I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every night.
I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every night.
Anonymous
Sometimes your knight in shining armor turns out to be an idiot wrapped in tin foil.
Sometimes your knight in shining armor turns out to be an idiot wrapped in tin foil.
Anonymous
Finding Love Love Forever
We go together like copy and paste.
We go together like copy and paste.
Anonymous
In Love
For you, I would even do math homework.
For you, I would even do math homework.
Anonymous
I vow to love all of you. Snoring included. - Anonymous
I vow to love all of you. Snoring included.
Anonymous
Wedding
If you're a part of my family, I will love you violently.
If you're a part of my family, I will love you violently.
Charlie Sheen
I Love You
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash. - Joyce Brothers
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.
Joyce Brothers
Marriage Spiritual Love
I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero. - Charlie Sheen
I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.
Charlie Sheen
Marriage
One cricket said to another - come, let us be ridiculous, and say love!
One cricket said to another - come, let us be ridiculous, and say love!
Conrad Aiken
When a man of forty falls in love with a woman of twenty, it isn't her youth he is seeking but his own.
When a man of forty falls in love with a woman of twenty, it isn't her youth he is seeking but his own.
Lenore Coffee
Falling In Love
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
Oprah Winfrey
Friendship
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
Erma Bombeck
Marriage
I love you more than yesterday... Yesterday you got on my nerves.
I love you more than yesterday... Yesterday you got on my nerves.
Anonymous
Love will find a way, indifference will find an excuse.
Love will find a way, indifference will find an excuse.
Anonymous
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
Woody Allen
The sincerest love is the love of food.
The sincerest love is the love of food.
George Bernard Shaw
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.
Woodrow Wyatt
Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.
Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.
Anonymous
Love Is
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