Funny Love Quotes

I know they say there's a lot of fish in the sea, but you're my Nemo.

Anonymous

What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.

Pearl Bailey

Love will find a way, indifference will find an excuse.

Anonymous

Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe. So basically a clown ninja.

Anonymous

I vow to love all of you. Snoring included.

Anonymous

The sincerest love is the love of food.

George Bernard Shaw

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look.

Anonymous

Love is the only two player game in which both players can win.

Anonymous

When a man of forty falls in love with a woman of twenty, it isn't her youth he is seeking but his own.

Lenore Coffee

Be a beautiful cupcake in a world full of muffins.

Anonymous

You call it madness, but I call it love.

Don Byas

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.

Woodrow Wyatt

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy – her heart.

Melanie Griffith

If you're a part of my family, I will love you violently.

Charlie Sheen

The four most important words in any marriage, "I'll do the dishes."

Anonymous