Funny Love Quotes

The sincerest love is the love of food.

George Bernard Shaw

You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.

Zig Ziglar

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

Oprah Winfrey

Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look.

Anonymous

Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe. So basically a clown ninja.

Anonymous

What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.

Pearl Bailey

I know they say there's a lot of fish in the sea, but you're my Nemo.

Anonymous

People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.

Erma Bombeck

When a man of forty falls in love with a woman of twenty, it isn't her youth he is seeking but his own.

Lenore Coffee

The four most important words in any marriage, "I'll do the dishes."

Anonymous

I'll flirt with you every day.

Anonymous

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy – her heart.

Melanie Griffith

You call it madness, but I call it love.

Don Byas

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.

Lily Tomlin

Be a beautiful cupcake in a world full of muffins.

Anonymous

Love is not knowing what you're talking about.

Charles M. Schulz

Love is the only two player game in which both players can win.

Anonymous

If you're a part of my family, I will love you violently.

Charlie Sheen

We go together like copy and paste.

Anonymous