Funny Love Quotes

People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.

Erma Bombeck

What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.

Pearl Bailey

You call it madness, but I call it love.

Don Byas

A love without indiscretion is no lover at all.

Thomas Hardy

Stick with the guy who ruins your lipstick, not your mascara.

Anonymous

I don't care how many people are in this world, I want you! End of story.

Anonymous

You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.

Zig Ziglar

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

Erma Bombeck

Love is not knowing what you're talking about.

Charles M. Schulz

The four most important words in any marriage, "I'll do the dishes."

Anonymous

There are big ships and small ships. But the best ship of all is friendship.

Anonymous

If you're a part of my family, I will love you violently.

Charlie Sheen

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Groucho Marx

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.

Woodrow Wyatt

If your significant other is mad at you put a cape on them and say “Now you're super mad!”. If they laugh, marry them.

Anonymous

The words “I love you” take two seconds to say, two hours to explain and a lifetime to prove.

Anonymous