Funny Love Quotes

Be a beautiful cupcake in a world full of muffins.

Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash. - Joyce Brothers

Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.

Marriage Spiritual Love

Macho does not prove mucho.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.

The hottest love has the coldest end.

Socrates

Relationships are a lot like algebra...Ever looked at your X and wonder Y?

Love is like jumping out of an airplane knowing that someone else has packed your chute. You pull the cord hoping that a canopy opens up, but it could very well be packed full of dirty laundry and a half eaten cheese sandwich.

Jared Turner

I love you, even when you fart in your sleep.

Writing is like sex. First you do it for love, then you do it for your friends, and then you do it for money.

Virginia Woolf

You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.

Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look.

If your significant other is mad at you put a cape on them and say “Now you're super mad!”. If they laugh, marry them.

The heart has its reasons, of which reason knows nothing.

I know I'm a handful but that's why you got two hands.

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

Theodore Geisel (Dr. Seuss)

In Love Top 100

You call it madness, but I call it love.

Don Byas

The sincerest love is the love of food.

George Bernard Shaw

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

Jack Benny

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd walk through an endless garden of roses. - Anonymous

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd walk through an endless garden of roses.

For Her Thinking of You Top 100

One cricket said to another - come, let us be ridiculous, and say love!

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