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Love lasts about seven years. That's how long it takes for the cells of the body to totally replace themselves.

Love lasts about seven years. That's how long it takes for the cells of the body to totally replace themselves.

Francoise Sagan

People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow. - Erma Bombeck

People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.

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I know I'm a handful but that's why you got two hands.

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The sincerest love is the love of food.

George Bernard Shaw

Love will find a way, indifference will find an excuse.

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

Benjamin Franklin

You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

Theodore Geisel (Dr. Seuss)

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There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy – her heart.

Melanie Griffith

You call it madness, but I call it love.

Don Byas

Writing is like sex. First you do it for love, then you do it for your friends, and then you do it for money.

Virginia Woolf

Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look.

The hottest love has the coldest end.

Socrates

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

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The heart has its reasons, of which reason knows nothing.

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

Jack Benny

Macho does not prove mucho.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer.

The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer.

Oliver Wendell Holmes

Life is like flying an airplane. You'll be pushed around, have your ups, downs and even upside downs, but try hard enough and you'll land where your heart desires.

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If the path be beautiful, let us not question where it leads.

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One cricket said to another - come, let us be ridiculous, and say love!

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