Funny Love Quotes

You remind me of a library book because I always want to check you out.

Anonymous

If the path be beautiful, let us not question where it leads.

Anatole France

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Groucho Marx

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo, never let them go.

Anonymous

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Charles M. Schulz

I vow to love all of you. Snoring included.

Anonymous

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.

Mark Twain

Writing is like sex. First you do it for love, then you do it for your friends, and then you do it for money.

Virginia Woolf

The sincerest love is the love of food.

George Bernard Shaw

Love is the only two player game in which both players can win.

Anonymous

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.

Lily Tomlin

Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.

Anonymous

Let's cuddle, so I can steal your body heat.

Anonymous

Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look.

Anonymous

That awkward moment when you realize you're falling in love and all you can think is, “oh crap.”

Anonymous

Relationships are a lot like algebra...Ever looked at your X and wonder Y?

Anonymous

You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.

Zig Ziglar

Keep your text messages short and sweet because I don't want to read an entire essay on my phone.

Anonymous

I'll flirt with you every day.

Anonymous

They didn't give me any advice, and within that there's great advice. It was just love.

Charlie Sheen