Funny Love Quotes
I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.
When a man of forty falls in love with a woman of twenty, it isn't her youth he is seeking but his own.
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
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