I vow to love all of you. Snoring included.
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.
Keep your text messages short and sweet because I don't want to read an entire essay on my phone.
I like you because you join in on my weirdness.
Everyone comes with baggage. Find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
Love is like jumping out of an airplane knowing that someone else has packed your chute. You pull the cord hoping that a canopy opens up, but it could very well be packed full of dirty laundry and a half eaten cheese sandwich.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy – her heart.
Love is the only two player game in which both players can win.
The sincerest love is the love of food.
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.
I love you more than yesterday... Yesterday you got on my nerves.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Love lasts about seven years. That's how long it takes for the cells of the body to totally replace themselves.
If you're a part of my family, I will love you violently.
The four most important words in any marriage, "I'll do the dishes."
Time spent with cats is never wasted.
We've been friends for so long. I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Be a beautiful cupcake in a world full of muffins.
What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.
Relationships are a lot like algebra...Ever looked at your X and wonder Y?
