Funny Love Quotes
People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow. Erma Bombeck
When a man of forty falls in love with a woman of twenty, it isn't her youth he is seeking but his own.
Love lasts about seven years. That's how long it takes for the cells of the body to totally replace themselves.
They didn't give me any advice, and within that there's great advice. It was just love. Charlie Sheen
We've been friends for so long. I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. Anonymous
Love is like jumping out of an airplane knowing that someone else has packed your chute. You pull the cord hoping that a canopy opens up, but it could very well be packed full of dirty laundry and a half eaten cheese sandwich.
Keep your text messages short and sweet because I don't want to read an entire essay on my phone. Anonymous
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