Funny Love Quotes
Love lasts about seven years. That's how long it takes for the cells of the body to totally replace themselves.
People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Writing is like sex. First you do it for love, then you do it for your friends, and then you do it for money.
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer.
Life is like flying an airplane. You'll be pushed around, have your ups, downs and even upside downs, but try hard enough and you'll land where your heart desires.
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