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People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.
People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow. Erma Bombeck
Marriage
Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look.
Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look. Anonymous
Love is the only two player game in which both players can win.
Love is the only two player game in which both players can win. Anonymous
When a man of forty falls in love with a woman of twenty, it isn't her youth he is seeking but his own.
When a man of forty falls in love with a woman of twenty, it isn't her youth he is seeking but his own.

Lenore Coffee

Be a beautiful cupcake in a world full of muffins.
Be a beautiful cupcake in a world full of muffins. Anonymous
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.

Woodrow Wyatt

You call it madness, but I call it love.
You call it madness, but I call it love.

Don Byas

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy – her heart.
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy – her heart.

Melanie Griffith

Heart and Soul
The four most important words in any marriage, "I'll do the dishes."
The four most important words in any marriage, "I'll do the dishes." Anonymous
Marriage
If you're a part of my family, I will love you violently.
If you're a part of my family, I will love you violently. Charlie Sheen
I Love You
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.

Lily Tomlin

Love is not knowing what you're talking about.
Love is not knowing what you're talking about. Charles M. Schulz
Love Is
Let's cuddle, so I can steal your body heat.
Let's cuddle, so I can steal your body heat. Anonymous
I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?
I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? Ernest Hemingway
Love lasts about seven years. That's how long it takes for the cells of the body to totally replace themselves.
Love lasts about seven years. That's how long it takes for the cells of the body to totally replace themselves.

Francoise Sagan

Time spent with cats is never wasted.
Time spent with cats is never wasted. Sigmund Freud
Time
They didn't give me any advice, and within that there's great advice. It was just love.
They didn't give me any advice, and within that there's great advice. It was just love. Charlie Sheen
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. Charles M. Schulz
Relationships are a lot like algebra...Ever looked at your X and wonder Y?
Relationships are a lot like algebra...Ever looked at your X and wonder Y? Anonymous
The best relationships are the ones you never saw coming.
The best relationships are the ones you never saw coming. Anonymous
Finding Love
We've been friends for so long. I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Anonymous
We've been friends for so long. I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. Anonymous
Friendship
I love you more than yesterday... Yesterday you got on my nerves.
I love you more than yesterday... Yesterday you got on my nerves. Anonymous
Love is like jumping out of an airplane knowing that someone else has packed your chute. You pull the cord hoping that a canopy opens up, but it could very well be packed full of dirty laundry and a half eaten cheese sandwich.
Love is like jumping out of an airplane knowing that someone else has packed your chute. You pull the cord hoping that a canopy opens up, but it could very well be packed full of dirty laundry and a half eaten cheese sandwich.

Jared Turner

Keep your text messages short and sweet because I don't want to read an entire essay on my phone.
Keep your text messages short and sweet because I don't want to read an entire essay on my phone. Anonymous
I like you because you join in on my weirdness.
I like you because you join in on my weirdness. Anonymous
Friendship
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