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If you're a part of my family, I will love you violently.

If you're a part of my family, I will love you violently.

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Charles M. Schulz

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

Life is like flying an airplane. You'll be pushed around, have your ups, downs and even upside downs, but try hard enough and you'll land where your heart desires.

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We've been friends for so long. I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Anonymous

We've been friends for so long. I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence.

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?

Ernest Hemingway

People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow. - Erma Bombeck

People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.

Friends come and go like waves of the ocean but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face.

Do butterflies feel humans in their stomach when they're in love?

We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.

Theodore Geisel (Dr. Seuss)

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

Oprah Winfrey

The sincerest love is the love of food.

George Bernard Shaw

You call it madness, but I call it love.

Don Byas

Writing is like sex. First you do it for love, then you do it for your friends, and then you do it for money.

Virginia Woolf

Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

George Burns

The best relationships are the ones you never saw coming.

Love will find a way, indifference will find an excuse.

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. - Rita Rudner

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

When a boy gets jealous it's kinda cute. But when a girl gets jealous, World War 3 is about to start.

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Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

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