Funny Love Quotes
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.
Love is like jumping out of an airplane knowing that someone else has packed your chute. You pull the cord hoping that a canopy opens up, but it could very well be packed full of dirty laundry and a half eaten cheese sandwich.
Writing is like sex. First you do it for love, then you do it for your friends, and then you do it for money.
If your significant other is mad at you put a cape on them and say “Now you're super mad!”. If they laugh, marry them.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd walk through an endless garden of roses.
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