Funny Love Quotes

The sincerest love is the love of food.

George Bernard Shaw

If the path be beautiful, let us not question where it leads.

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Writing is like sex. First you do it for love, then you do it for your friends, and then you do it for money.

Virginia Woolf

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Charles M. Schulz

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I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero. - Charlie Sheen

I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.

You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.

You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.

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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

Jack Benny

If your significant other is mad at you put a cape on them and say “Now you're super mad!”. If they laugh, marry them.

People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow. - Erma Bombeck

People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy – her heart.

Melanie Griffith

The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer.

The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer.

Oliver Wendell Holmes

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

You call it madness, but I call it love.

Don Byas

Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look.

The hottest love has the coldest end.

Socrates

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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

Do butterflies feel humans in their stomach when they're in love?

The heart has its reasons, of which reason knows nothing.

Macho does not prove mucho.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.

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I'll flirt with you every day.

I'll flirt with you every day.

Life is like flying an airplane. You'll be pushed around, have your ups, downs and even upside downs, but try hard enough and you'll land where your heart desires.

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