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Funny Love Quotes

Having a good sense of humor makes love even better. What better way to improve a relationship than by laughing together with these funny love quotes? Laughter helps improve your mood, and helps us bond with others.

I love you like a fisherman loves the sea - with patience, respect, and a deep connection.
Anonymous
There are three things that matter most to me, you, you and you! - PureLoveQuotes.com
There are three things that matter most to me, you, you and you!
PureLoveQuotes.com
Top 100
To heck with love, I'd rather fall in chocolate!
Anonymous
Love is like jumping out of an airplane knowing that someone else has packed your chute. You pull the cord hoping that a canopy opens up, but it could very well be packed full of dirty laundry and a half eaten cheese sandwich.
Jared Turner
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You're the compass to my journey, always pointing me in the right direction.
Anonymous
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd walk through an endless garden of roses. - Anonymous
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd walk through an endless garden of roses.
Anonymous
For HerThinking of YouTop 100
I am yours. No refunds.
Anonymous
There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters... I could be their leader. - Charles M. Schulz
There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters... I could be their leader.
Charles M. Schulz
Sad
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
Oprah Winfrey
Friendship
Screw flirting. I'll win you over with my awkwardness. - Anonymous
Screw flirting. I'll win you over with my awkwardness.
Anonymous
Finding Love
You're the lighthouse in my stormy life, guiding me with your love and craziness.
Anonymous
Love and Life
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Anonymous
I could lay next to you forever. Or until we decide to go eat.
Anonymous
I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger.
Anonymous
I promise to be with you forever even though you leave the toilet seat up.
Anonymous
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People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow. - Erma Bombeck
People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.
Erma Bombeck
Marriage
I don't care how many people are in this world, I want you! End of story.
Anonymous
Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna work out? - Anonymous
Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna work out?
Anonymous
Kiss You
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Jack Benny
Beautiful
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner
Marriage
You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
Zig Ziglar
Self GrowthTop 100
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy – her heart.
Melanie Griffith
Heart and Soul
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