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I vow to never wear a flannel night gown if you vow to never do a comb over. - Anonymous

I vow to never wear a flannel night gown if you vow to never do a comb over.

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Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
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People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow. - Erma Bombeck
People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.
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Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
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Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
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Do butterflies feel humans in their stomach when they're in love?
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Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
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I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.
I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.
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Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
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Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.
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Love is like jumping out of an airplane knowing that someone else has packed your chute. You pull the cord hoping that a canopy opens up, but it could very well be packed full of dirty laundry and a half eaten cheese sandwich.
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I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. - Rita Rudner
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
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Friends come and go like waves of the ocean but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face.
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Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe. So basically a clown ninja.
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I love you, even when you fart in your sleep.
I love you, even when you fart in your sleep.
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Stop waiting for Prince charming. Get up and find him, the poor guy may be stuck in a tree or something.
Stop waiting for Prince charming. Get up and find him, the poor guy may be stuck in a tree or something.
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If your significant other is mad at you put a cape on them and say “Now you're super mad!”. If they laugh, marry them.
If your significant other is mad at you put a cape on them and say “Now you're super mad!”. If they laugh, marry them.
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Everyone comes with baggage. Find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
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I vow to love all of you. Snoring included. - Anonymous
I vow to love all of you. Snoring included.
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Nap dates should be a thing. Forget going to a fancy dinner. Bring your pajamas. Get under the blankets and let's cuddle.
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